Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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