Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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