Too much gin, very little bucket
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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