That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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