her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
NoShamevember. You game?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
