it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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