I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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