it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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