I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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