Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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