Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Just invented taco cereal.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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