your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
My feet surprised me
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