you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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