'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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