He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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