bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You took a bar mat shot.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
