i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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