Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
