I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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