Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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