grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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