Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Vodka?
Forever.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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