I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I got her a Nickelback box set.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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