Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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