Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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