For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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