Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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