Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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