Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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