Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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