We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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