this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I need water and some morals
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
soo... how was my night?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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