Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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