remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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