I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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