you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Randomize
