Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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