She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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