There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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