Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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