are you still at the devil's house?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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