Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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