Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
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i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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