I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
My sheets look like a crime scene.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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