Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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