How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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