If i come over, it means nothing
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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