Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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