I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I need to wash the frat house off of me
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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