But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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